{"id":586,"date":"2025-12-05T16:04:59","date_gmt":"2025-12-05T16:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.koltrasten.com\/?p=586"},"modified":"2025-12-05T16:04:59","modified_gmt":"2025-12-05T16:04:59","slug":"kingmaker-episode-15-flange-hips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.koltrasten.com\/?p=586","title":{"rendered":"Kingmaker\u00a0Episode 15 &#8211;\u00a0Flange-Hips"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Sequence of Events<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The group left&nbsp;<strong>Oleg&#8217;s Trading Post<\/strong>&nbsp;after restocking supplies and began the journey south. During the trip,&nbsp;<strong>Gassi<\/strong>&nbsp;continued his treatment of&nbsp;<strong>Nym<\/strong>&#8216;s hand with the mysterious blue ointment, which required&nbsp;<strong>Nym<\/strong>&nbsp;to reluctantly sit still. The mood was good, but it was abruptly broken when the group traveled through a narrow passage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suddenly, arrows rained down from a high ridge. The group found themselves in an ambush, orchestrated by bandits and their war-trained wild boars\u2014creatures&nbsp;<strong>Gassi<\/strong>&nbsp;firmly claimed are called &#8220;<strong>Flange-Hips<\/strong>&#8221; (<em>Fl\u00e4nsh\u00f6fter<\/em>). The terrain was difficult, but&nbsp;<strong>Gassi<\/strong>&nbsp;conjured magic stairs that allowed&nbsp;<strong>Maven<\/strong>&nbsp;and the others to storm the heights.&nbsp;<strong>Maven<\/strong>&nbsp;roared a battle cry that made the enemies tremble, while&nbsp;<strong>Zogg<\/strong>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<strong>Aurelio<\/strong>&nbsp;cut down the opposition with magic and steel. Amidst the chaos,&nbsp;<strong>Nym<\/strong>&nbsp;noticed a sound from the north. In a maneuver as tactical as it was painful, he threw himself down the cliff\u2014which did not work wonders for his knees\u2014to place himself as a living shield between the unknown source and the lone, injured&nbsp;<strong>Gassi<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once the dust settled, it turned out to be a familiar face approaching from the north: The bard&nbsp;<strong>Linzi<\/strong>. She confirmed, to everyone&#8217;s surprise, that&nbsp;<strong>Gassi<\/strong>&#8216;s term &#8220;<strong>Flange-Hips<\/strong>&#8221; is actually Old Azlanti for these battle-pigs that refuse to die. It was a fond reunion where&nbsp;<strong>Linzi<\/strong>&nbsp;noted down everything about your exploits for her book, including&nbsp;<strong>Maven<\/strong>&#8216;s ability to cleave bandits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The evening ended by the campfire where rumors were exchanged.&nbsp;<strong>Linzi<\/strong>&nbsp;spoke of internal strife among the&nbsp;<strong>Kobolds<\/strong>, that the&nbsp;<strong>Mites<\/strong>&nbsp;had retreated underground, and of the mysterious disappearance of&nbsp;<strong>Tartuccio<\/strong>&#8216;s group from&nbsp;<strong>Pitax<\/strong>. The group, in return, shared their encounters with the&nbsp;<strong>M\u00f6nster\u00e5sare<\/strong>&nbsp;(Monsteras) and the rumors of the purple kobold (about which&nbsp;<strong>Linzi<\/strong>&nbsp;remained skeptical).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Great Mysteries &amp; Clues<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Tartuccio&#8217;s Fate:<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>Linzi<\/strong>\u00a0said that the rival adventurer group from\u00a0<strong>Pitax<\/strong>\u00a0has vanished without a trace. Rumors speak of treachery and ambush. What actually happened to them?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Monsters in the Wilderness:<\/strong>\u00a0New rumors place a\u00a0<strong>Unicorn<\/strong>\u00a0at the forest edge near the swamp, a\u00a0<strong>Hill Giant<\/strong>\u00a0in the southern\u00a0<strong>Kamelands<\/strong>, and an enormous sea monster (called &#8220;<strong>Fl\u00e4ppedopposaurus<\/strong>&#8221; by\u00a0<strong>Gassi<\/strong>) in\u00a0<strong>Lake Silverstep<\/strong>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Stag Lord&#8217;s Stronghold:<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>Linzi<\/strong>\u00a0seems to have information confirming that the\u00a0<strong>Stag Lord<\/strong>\u00a0is located close to where you are now approaching.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>The Purple Kobold:<\/strong>\u00a0Despite\u00a0<strong>Linzi<\/strong>&#8216;s skepticism, the question remains: Is the purple kobold real, or is it a mad myth?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Cliffhanger<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After a long day of travel and battle, the group has made camp at a safe distance from what you suspect is the&nbsp;<strong>Stag Lord<\/strong>&#8216;s stronghold. Darkness falls over the&nbsp;<strong>Greenbelt<\/strong>, and while&nbsp;<strong>Gassi<\/strong>&nbsp;contemplates how best to tenderize the meat of a&nbsp;<strong>Flange-Hip<\/strong>, you know that tomorrow may bring the biggest confrontation yet. The enemy is close.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sequence of Events The group left&nbsp;Oleg&#8217;s Trading Post&nbsp;after restocking supplies and began the journey south. 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